It will also be 4:56 7/8/9.  Nerd.

I’d love to see Lazer skate Rampy with one of these.

OK, so it’s not funny, but it’s still funny.This dude rules.

This error message came up earlier today at my corpo job:SQL0407N  Assignment of a NULL value to a NOT NULL column “TBSPACEID=2, TABLEID=8, COLNO=2” is not allowed.  SQLSTATE=23502Pretty rad huh?  That’s pretty much the reason why Null is called Null right there.

I get a lot of jokes emailed throughout the day.   Most are lame.   This one though, I laughed. Even Liz laughed so it must be decent.How a good husband should be…..Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party.   Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all.   He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party.   As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.  Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.   And, next to them, a single red rose.   Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.   He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.   So is the rest of the house.   He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror.   Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:”Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.   I love you, darling! Love, Jillian”  He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.   His son is also at the table, eating.   Jack asks,  “Son… what happened last night?””Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door”.Confused, he asked his son, “So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?  I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??” His son replies, “Oh THAT!… Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, “Leave me alone, I’m married!”Broken Coffee Table $239.99Hot Breakfast $4.20Two Aspirins $0.38Saying the right thing, at the right time……? >> priceless

First thing I thought when I saw the start of this clip, ‘Is that Brian?’  But then I realized it’s some other dude farting into the camera.

A virtual pee game?  Only in Japan.

 

Yeah it’s not believable, but I thought it was pretty funny.  I love the Photoshopped photo of Ollie’s rock fakie on Rampy turned into a pivot fakie on the mega ramp and the Rodney Nullen scientist name the most.  Fun times.

Pranks like this give me faith in humankind.