The Simpsons on Soccer
Posted in Random Funniness on November 30th, 2009 by corpoStill one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever. I like soccer and all, but this is straight funny.
Still one of my favorite Simpsons moments ever. I like soccer and all, but this is straight funny.
An amazing 60 degree day. Up at my parents with the family in Loveland and Liz, India, Ollie and I took off to a nearby park to mess around. We had brought a basketball, soccer ball and skateboards for Ollie and I. Luckily Ollie is a smart kid and wanted to skate. We messed around in the pavilion for awhile before moving into the park. The park is crap, but fun once a year I suppose. It’s a new prefab park, not the good Loveland park. There was one late 20ish skater there having fun and the three of us all seemed to have a good time. Ollie dropped in on the ramp and did a rock fakie first try. He also slammed later on and hung up all the way to flat. He didn’t complain at all. So awesome. He pushed around that park having a blast. I had a decent time too. I kept making myself ollie onto/over as much as possible. Had a little run with a ollie over the flatbar, front rock on the qpipe then ollie onto a taller ledge. Did a axle to fakie on the q-pipe, fakie smith fakie, bad crooks on the weird ledge with coping, nose mannied the flatbottom of the ramp, noseslid down the pyrmaid. I didn’t do anything special, but it was a fun session and the weather was awesome. When we left a shirtless teenager showed up with a huge weed leaf tattoo on his back. Ha ha, he’s gonna be regretting that one later in life.
Got out of a frustrating day of work early for the Holiday and felt like skating the plastic benches at Bear Creek before leaving for my parents. It was colder than I thought out, but warming up didn’t take too incredibly long. Nate took a long time to meet up and I had already gotten front 50s and crooks and remembered why I didn’t like those benches so much. They are so weird. I’m not sure how to describe it other than they are weird. They aren’t tall, just weird. I managed one fun of front 50 180 out, halfcab flip, front 180 a crack gap then fakie ollie into a mellow mellow bank. Shortly after this I slammed insanely hard manualling down the bank when my wheel caught in a crack. Ouch. Thus the start of my knee not having much skin.Right after that I got a call for work and had to split. I decided a quick game of SKATE was in order. It ended up not only being a long game, but an insanely awesome game that had both of us landing tricks like fakie 360 flip, 360 flip, heelflip, fakie bigflip, f/s halfcab flip, etc. Nate got some goodies like nollie 360 flip, switch flip, switch heelflip, something and a nollie varial flip to win it. He had SKAT too though off tricks like fakie heelflip, b/s flip and a couple more I can’t remember. Good game. Work sucks.