Hell yeah Obama!

The exact requirements and process for selecting a Nobel Peace Prize laureate can be vague and secretive. But we think we’ve cracked the code for 2009 winner and favorite Chicago president of all time Barack Obama. Way to go B!

10. He wanted to make The Onion write a correction.

The Onion

9. He likes Europe and tries to have reasons for his jaunts across the pond.

Obama and Sarkozy

8. Cuz he’s pretty and he talks good too.

John McCain and Obama

7. He’s a lover, not a fighter. Except for that one time with the light saber.

Obama saber

6. He doesn’t let a little thing like results get in his way.

Ahmadinejad

5. He wanted to prove the audacity of hope.

Obama book signing

4. Prospects for a Chicago 2020 Olympics doesn’t seem as far-fetched, now do they?

Chicago 2020 Olympics logo

3. Sales of his Chia pet and other branded merchandise needed a boost.

Obama Chia pet

2. He’s a Sox fan.

Obama Sox

1. Remember Martti Ahtisaari, who won it last year?! Exactly. The committee got the memo.

Martti Ahtisaari