BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!

Posted in Random Funniness on September 21st, 2009 by corpo

Click the image or HERE and read the description and the comments.  Here’s a couple gems:WHENEVER I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN THE PAST, A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD COME ON. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT LIGHT WAS JESUS TRYING TO GET AT MY BRAIN. BUT ONCE I LET HIM IN AND BURNED ALL MY BOOKS AND CONDOMS, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WAY TO WRITE IS IN ALL CAPS. OTHERWISE THE HOLY SPIRIT WON’T GET ACROSS TO ANYBODY!THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL’S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?..PROS:1) A REAL EYE OPENER, I USED TO USE MY 10 SCREAMING UNDERFED KIDS AS A EXCUSE FOR ALCOHOLISM BUT NOW; I VIEW IT AS A BLESSING FROM GOD AS WELL.2) WELL WRITTEN.3) VERY AFFORDABLE.CONS:1) WEIGHS SLIGHTLY MORE THAN OTHER BOOKS WRITTEN WITH LOWERCASE LETTERS.

skate journal: manny pad and rock creek (Sept 19, 2009)

Posted in Skate Journal on September 21st, 2009 by corpo

TF filming day.  After a very long week at work Saturday started slow.  I had no board control and didn’t feel like putting in the effort on flippers.  Not sure why I was so out of it.  We went to the “new spot” which is a bunch of angled manny pads and some stairs.  It’s a super sick spot to say the least.  I wasn’t skating up to par.  Rob got a sick line.  I failed at a lame manny to 50 which I eventually landed.  Shortly after we went to Rock Creek where I had fun for awhile and was even kinda motivated to land some tricks I haven’t done there.  I landed a front d then resorted to filming for 3 hours.  Looking forward to cooler weather kind of.

Psycho Unity Shakes the Hand of Progress

Posted in Artists, Artsyness, Psycho Unity comic strip on September 21st, 2009 by corpo

psycho unity shakes the hand of progressSomething smells fishy about this.  Ha.

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skate journal: more Lville with Jake and Rob (Sept 17, 2009)

Posted in Skate Journal on September 18th, 2009 by corpo

The park was crowded on another super nice night.   We tried to turn the hockey rink lights on so Jake could learn 3 flips, but they never came on.  We skated amongst the crowds.  Jake got a sick line of a 5-0 to fakie then a f/s cab over the hip.  Rob was ruling it fast like with slappy feebles.  I was kinda just whatevs.  Not ripping, not sucking.  I couldn’t crook the ledge though which bummed me out.  I had a new board and wheels though and my last board had a square tail pretty much so the board felt huge.   We played a game of SKATE that ended with Rob heckling everything we did (sore loser) and me squeezing out the victory over Jake.  At the end Rob and I tried a bunch of backside no comply bigspins.  Rob got one.  I came close, but didn’t land it.  Would have been cool to land a trick I’ve never done before.

Dennis Durrant

Posted in Amazing skate clips on September 17th, 2009 by corpo

When the Popwar dudes were here and Tyler was riding with them he said that Dennis Durrant was the best.  I can see why.

Psycho Unity plays soccer with his own head

Posted in Artists, Artsyness, Psycho Unity comic strip on September 17th, 2009 by corpo

psycho unity plays soccer with his own headI bet you can’t do that.

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Kyle Nicholson

Posted in Amazing skate clips on September 17th, 2009 by corpo

Little Jack sent me a link to this one.  This dude rips.  I bet he’s good at snowboarding too.

skate journal: rock creek/lville blah (Sept 16, 2009)

Posted in Skate Journal on September 17th, 2009 by corpo

Met up with basically everyone over 30 years old in the Boulder area at Rock Creek shortly before dark.  For some reason I decided to try skating without my orthotic insoles in my shoes.  It felt kinda good, but I think it really just made me feel less confident then normal and combine that with one of the busiest work weeks I’ve had it was a recipe for blah.  I didn’t really skate the ramp at all because there were too many people skating it.  I played a game of SKATE with Darin and John and lost out to Darin like I always do.  I started off good, but could not land a trick near the end to save my life.  I messed around a bit more, but left for Lville after it got dark.  Jason was gonna skate with me, but he left right away.  I cruised around trying to skate well, but could not.  I couldn’t do crooked grinds and I couldn’t do front 50s.  I did have fun cruising around though and sometimes just rolling around and not being busy at work is fun enough.  I don’t have to land switch tre fakie nosegrinds shoves everyday.

Cody McEntire rips

Posted in Amazing skate clips on September 14th, 2009 by corpo

Way underrated.

Berra mentions the Trick Factory box for Younited Nations

Posted in Random skate news on September 14th, 2009 by corpo

Trick Factory sent an entry to the Younited Nations contest on the Berrics.  I just noticed that the box may have been opened, so maybe it isn’t just coincedance that he dropped our name in the update????