BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!
Posted in Random Funniness on September 21st, 2009 by corpoClick the image or HERE and read the description and the comments. Here’s a couple gems:WHENEVER I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE CAPS LOCK KEY IN THE PAST, A LITTLE LIGHT WOULD COME ON. LITTLE DID I KNOW THAT LIGHT WAS JESUS TRYING TO GET AT MY BRAIN. BUT ONCE I LET HIM IN AND BURNED ALL MY BOOKS AND CONDOMS, I REALIZED THAT THE ONLY CHRISTIAN WAY TO WRITE IS IN ALL CAPS. OTHERWISE THE HOLY SPIRIT WON’T GET ACROSS TO ANYBODY!THIS IS A FANTASTIC BOOK BUT MY BOOKSHELF IS A BIT SPARSE AS AFTER READING IT I BURNED ALL MY OTHER BOOKS, INCLUDING THE BIBLES AS THEY WERE WRITTEN PARTIALLY IN LOWERCASE LETTERS, OR AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, THE DEVIL’S RUNES. CAN ANYONE RECOMMEND ME A GOOD ALLCAPS BIBLE?..PROS:1) A REAL EYE OPENER, I USED TO USE MY 10 SCREAMING UNDERFED KIDS AS A EXCUSE FOR ALCOHOLISM BUT NOW; I VIEW IT AS A BLESSING FROM GOD AS WELL.2) WELL WRITTEN.3) VERY AFFORDABLE.CONS:1) WEIGHS SLIGHTLY MORE THAN OTHER BOOKS WRITTEN WITH LOWERCASE LETTERS.